The Federation of Republic of Berzerkistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Federal president with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 17.006 billion Berzerkistanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gotham. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Berzerkistanian economy, worth a remarkable 9,523 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 560,028 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, skin-tone prom dresses are more unpopular than ever, and vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Berzerkistanian mussels the biggest in The East Pacific. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Republic of Berzerkistan's national animal is the Eagel, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Republic of Berzerkistan is ranked 207^th in the world and 6^th in The East Pacific for Safest, scoring 207.41 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.